Right said Sven, boaf of us togever, one each end and steady as we go
Tried to shift it, couldn't even lift it, we was getting nowhere
And so, we, had a cup o' tea an'

Right said Sven, give a shout to Jonesy, up comes Jonesy from the floor below,
After strainin', 'eavin' and complainin', we was getting nowhere
And so, we, had a cup o' tea an'

Jonesy had a think and he thought we ought, to take off all the 'andles
And the fings what 'eld the candles, but it did no good, well I never thought it would

All-right said Sven, have to take the feet off, to get them feet off wouldn't take a mo'
Took it's feet off, even took the seat off, should of got us somewhere, but no,
So Sven said let's have anover cup o' tea and we said right-o

Right said Sven, have to take the door off, need more space to shift the so and so 
Had bad twinges takin' off the 'inges, an' it got us nowhere 
And so, we, had a cup o' tea an'

Right said Sven, have to take the wall down, that there wall is gonna 'ave to go 
Took the wall down, even wiv it all down, we was getting nowhere 
And so, we, 'ad a cup o' tea 

Jonesy 'ad a think and he said look Sven, I've got a sort of feeling 
If we remove the ceiling, wiv a rope or two we can  drop the beta though 

All Right said Sven, climbing up a ladder, wiv his crowbar gave a mighty blow 
Was 'e in trouble, 'alf a ton o' rubble, landed on the top of 'is dome 
So Jonesy and me 'ad another cup o' tea and then we went 'ome.

I said to Jonesy, we'll just have to leave it standing on the landing that's all 
You see the trouble with Sven is 'e's... 'e's too 'asty 
Now you never get nowhere if you're too 'asty